Funny Witty Short Sayings
Enjoy our collection of funny witty short sayings. Even when you work from home you need to find time to laugh. A smile, a laugh can help reduce stress and all environments do have a certain amount of stress, including your work at home office. So enjoy these sayings, they are short, but they are also witty and funny.Experience is a comb
which nature gives us when we are bald.
Chinese Proverb
If you don't know where you are going,
you will wind up somewhere else!
Yogi Berra
Life doesn't kick you around.
You kick yourself around.
Wally Amos
Elbow grease is the best polish.
English Proverb
Age doesn't matter, unless your cheese.
Jean Paul Richter
Women are like teabags.
We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!
Eleanor Roosevelt
A fall into a ditch makes you wiser.
Chinese Proverb
Wrinkles should merely indicate
where smiles have been.
Mark Twain
How old would you be if
you didn't know how old you are?
Satchel Paige
If you ever need a helping hand
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
Yiddish Proverb
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The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. Andrew Carnegie
Lose an hour in the morning and you'll be running after it all day. English Proverb
Ability is a poor man's wealth. John Wooden
Words should be weighed, not counted. Yiddish Proverb
A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood Chinese Proverb
More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth. Napoleon Hill
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